[The people in the story are friend's of my manager's girlfriend] We shall call the girl Shelby and the fellow Rodney. Well Rodney had this odd love for mayo, yes mayo. He just could not get enough on the crap. Ate it in ample amounts all the freaking time. Extra mayo? A must! Shelby and Rodney were a couple, a very kinky, sexually active couple. Of course being a couple, Shelby stumbles across Rodney's perculiar love of the white stuff. Since Shelby was a thoughtful girlfriend, she thought to make the task of oral sex more enjoyable for Rodney. So what does she do? Oh yes, she did. Trick took mayo, shoved it up her cooch. Evidently ol girl took a lot because Rodney did not completely clean her out and she didn't either. So the left over mayo sat there, in her cooter, with all other vaignal functions taking place.
After time, the all the mayo and the crap in her vag mixed together and resulted in the growth of :
*not nessicarly this kind. plesase excuse my ignorance of vaignal worms.
DISGUSTING RIGHT?! She was feeling "discomfort and pain." DUH HO! You shoved shit loads of the wrong white stuff up your cave! In case you are wondering, she got all of it out and got her pink taco back to normal, but still.....really?
I am dying to know what the convo was like explaning it to her doctor.... LMBO!
But anyways, thoughts?
My personla opinion is, if it's not a NATURAL body part, or specifically designed for the vagina/penis/anus/any other body part it is NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE, DUMB SHIT.
xoxo Sush
I must say this is a disgusting but still educational story. We must all learn from Shelby's mistakes and spead them to the world. Why your manager knew this story is kinda strange though. Like who wants to share that they had vaginal worms because of a choice such as that one????
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